“I’m gonna watch this Barney so I can help Buddy learn his imagination.”
“Landon, you can’t push me into the potty. If you push me into the potty everyone will miss me.”
[To the tune of ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’] “Myyyyyyyyyy golden rings!”
“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
Hm. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
We should pray for him, Jesus.”
“Jesus, I love this dinner. Amen. I love myself. Amen. Help Cohen. Amen.”
L: “Do you like my dance?”
L: “Thanks. I learned it at high school.”
L: “Mama, when I’m a mommy I’m going to get email.”
B: “Cool. Hehe. That’s funny.”
L: “But right now I just don’t like the way it tastes.”
B: “Huh? I don’t understand. Oh, did you mean oatmeal?”
L: “Yeah, that’s what I said.”
L: “Mom. Do you wish I was a polar bear in the snow?”
B: “Yes. Because then you could play outside and you wouldn’t get cold.”
L: “Would you like to play my polar bear game later?”
B: “Um, sure. How do you play?”
L: “Alright. We’ll. Step 1: Be a polar bear. And then there are some other steps.”
L: “Mom. Can you tell the twins’ mom to buy them bananas?”
B: “I could. Did they tell you they need bananas?”
L: “We’ll, no. But I just think they would like them and I think it’s important for mamas to buy food.”